If you pay attention in life, you learn things.
Here’s something I learned recently, the inspiration for female mannequins? Anne Hathaway.
Something else I learned, stupidity is a worldwide epidemic. At least he chocked the rear wheel, safety first you know.
I learned men are very angry when it comes to the whole put the toilet seat down rule. So, when men are in a "nice" restaurant, they just go ahead and break it right off.
I have learned that "rectal itch" is a big problem for some outdoorsy fellows. Apparently, you can not camouflage the problem either.
I learned that some people didn't get a joke I have been doing for months but, with this visual aid it might have gone over better.
"People in northern New Jersey are flocking to a tree, because they say they see the image of the Virgin Mary in it. Big deal, every time I walk by the stables at Saratoga Flat track, I see the face of Sarah Jessica Parker."
I guess I wasn't alone in that thought.
Finally, I have learned, in Hollywood, if Tom Cruise turns down the script for "The Color of Money 2", the budget decreases dramatically.
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